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This is the 3rd episode of "No Giving Go! 2"!
I thought we'd start with "No Giving Go! 1", but we'll start with "No Giving Go! 2"!
"Your dream will come true! Delusion Request"!
"Delusion Request" is a dream project in which members will play a dream situation in "No Giving Go! 2" that was requested on the show's homepage.
It's still being talked about a lot as an irresistible project during meals.
What surprised me was that "No Giving Go! 2" started at 2 am.
I was surprised. I thought everyone was watching from 2 am.
Even "Gilgamesh" started at 1 am.
- Huh? - The show started at 2 am and it got deeper for me.
- If it had started at 2 am, I should have done it with more enthusiasm! - That's true.
- The rankings were announced. - Yes.
I, Ijiri Okada, as a male representative, will rank the exciting rankings.
- It meant "can you decide it in my opinion?" - Wow!
I actually decided it in my own opinion.
- And this delusion request... - Yes.
- It's been repeated many times in the past, but it's probably gotten more common now. - Yes.
Top Badder
Fukagawa Mai-chan, who has now become a great actress,
Thank goodness
- The title is "Apron Shaped Miizuma" and "Love, Love, Morning". - This is amazing.
I still have these delusions.
At first, Fukagawa Mai-chan is wearing an apron and making breakfast in her back.
- She turns around... - She turns around...
Good morning! Breakfast will be ready soon.
- The apron-shaped Miizuma... - Yes.
- When you wake up in the morning... - Yes.
- Your ex-husband won't leave you alone, right? - That's right.
- Then the camera starts rolling. - Yes.
- "Hey, don't stick together! It's no good!" - Yes.
- "Wait for me!" - Yes.
- "Ahhh!" - "I'll do it for you!"
"I love you!" Fukagawa-san says and kisses the camera.
- That's amazing. - That's a really offensive part.
- After this, there's a talk. - Yes.
- When you ask Fukagawa-san which line was the most embarrassing... - Yes.
- "It's no good, bah!" - "It's no good, bah!"
- That's right. - The director says...
- "These girls are doing it in an embarrassing way." - Yes.
It's really good for you to do it.
- "This 'it's no good, bah!' is a line that men can't stand." - Yes.
That's right, I'm going to ask the technician.
I want you to say 'it's no good, bah!' to the cameraman.
These cameramen nodded in agreement.
- Since the third episode of "No Gimingo 2" with Sharp-san... - Yes.
- We've started working with technicians. - Yes.
- We're going to work hard with cameramen in the future. - Yes.
- So Fukagawa-san says an embarrassing line in the VTR... - Yes.
- "I want to shine a light on Hina-dan as well." - Yes.
This is the director's idea.
Is there anyone who can be cuter than me?
When asked...
I don't know whose voice it is, but it's like Nagashima.
Nagashima always makes that kind of voice.
The legendary line before doing this is...
I'll give you this, so wait and say 'ah-um'.
Nagashima was suddenly shaken like this, right?
I'm probably happy about this right now.
Let's listen to Nagashima's voice.
I'll give you this, so wait and say 'ah-um'.
This is Nagashima Seira's turning point.
I'm probably grateful to the members who called me "Nagashima" at this time.
The members who called me "Nagashima"...
I'm sure the fans of "ijiri channel" know whose voice it is.
I'd like you to let me know if you know.
The legendary line came out in "No Givingo" where that person saved Nagashima.
There's another legendary line after this.
The next delusion request was from the captain, Sakurai-san.
Beautiful Joy's special treatment.
Another member said, "Reika, Reika, you look good in white."
Because your face is sharp.
It's true, Sakurai-san, you look good in white.
I'm praising him after this, but Sakurai-san's acting is already complete.
He was already very good at this time.
Again, the lines...
I'll look at your throat.
I'll listen to the sound of your chest.
"It's strange, it doesn't seem like a cold," I said.
Eh?
I miss you.
I'm sorry again.
I'm in trouble because I miss you and your private assistant.
Then let's have a special consultation.
I felt the heat on his forehead when I came closer to the camera.
"It's getting hotter and hotter," he said.
"It's getting hot," I said.
Would you like me to transfer you to my love mountain?
Who requested this delusion?
It's a genius! It's a genius!
There was a genius uploader.
After this, I praised his acting.
"It's getting hotter and hotter," I said.
Is there anyone else who can say this properly besides SAKURA?
There was a member like TAKAYAMA-SAN.
TAKAYAMA-SAN did it while being embarrassed.
He was embarrassed.
"It's getting hotter and hotter," I said.
There was a member who sneezed in an important place.
"Who is it?" I said.
It's HASHIMOTSU-SAN.
HASHIMOTSU-SAN sneezes in an important place during production.
I made him wear it.
Ah, then it's a penalty.
Then, HASHIMOTSU-SAN, do it.
HASHIMOTSU-SAN also said this line.
This is also perfect.
But, please do it.
That's nice.
It's like an old man's comment.
It's a real comment.
He said a real comment.
HASHIMOTSU-SAN is saying a real comment.
If you want to hear HASHIMOTSU-SAN's cute sneeze, please go to TAKAYAMA-SAN.
Please record this and always keep it as a treasure.
I'd like you to put it in your smartphone and listen to it many times while you're at work.
Next is NAKAMOTO-HIME-SAN.
NAKAMOTO-HIME-SAN.
ITO UMARIKA-CHAN.
Confession after school.
I'm not good at it, but it's really cute.
When the members start their VTR, they say "cute, cute" many times.
First of all, NAKAMOTO-HIME-SAN is sitting in the classroom after school.
Then, the camera comes in and my favorite man comes in.
I'm sorry I called you because I wanted you to hear my answer the other day.
Would you like me to go out with you?
Then, ITO UMARIKA-CHAN comes in front of the camera again.
That's unfair.
I confessed my love first.
I like you. I like you.
I love you.
Then, NAKAMOTO-HIME-SAN comes in front of the camera.
NAKAMOTO-HIME-SAN says "kiss" to the person he likes.
It's a famous line.
NAKAMOTO-HIME-SAN's famous line "kiss"
The members screamed and nothing could be heard.
Something amazing happened.
After the VTR, IKOMA-SAN said something good again.
IKOMA-SAN said "kiss" instead of "kiss".
I've been thinking about it all the time.
Everyone was surprised by NAKAMOTO-HIME-SAN's "kiss".
ITO-MARIKA-SAN's next line "kiss" disappeared.
NAKAMOTO-HIME-SAN said "kiss" instead of "kiss".
At first, I was excited about the story.
Since "NO GIVING 1", ITO-MARIKA-SAN hasn't had much of a turn.
She said "kiss" because she thought she had to kill.
IKOMA-SAN said "kiss" here and there.
NAKAMOTO-HIME-SAN said "kiss" with everyone.
ITO-MARIKA-SAN said "kiss" because she couldn't hear it.
ITO-MARIKA-SAN said "kiss" and disappeared.
NAKAMOTO-HIME-SAN said "kiss" because she wanted ITO- MARIKA-SAN to hear it.
Everyone was excited about "kiss".
ITO-MARIKA-SAN changed to "kiss" and said "kiss" to MARIKA-SAN.
I will play "kiss" of MARIKA-SAN here.
I'm embarrassed now.
Please listen to ITO-MARIKA-SAN's "kiss" and NAKAMOTO- HIME-SAN's "kiss" on your smartphone and listen to it while you are working.
"kiss" has arrived.
This is my favorite line.
"Then, Sato, is there anyone who can say "kiss" more cutely than you two?"
"Is there anyone who can say "kiss" cutely?"
I will say my favorite line.
At 2 o'clock at night, I looked in the mirror and said "100 points" myself.
When I got 100 points, the members took a picture of me.
Wakatsuki-san stood up and clapped for me.
From my good performance of 100 points, I got 200 points of "Nagashima Sera".
I'm looking up, but I can see his happy face.
He waved at me and said, "Thank you, Mr. Ijiri."
In the midst of a lot of hurdles, "Nagashima Sera" didn't go well.
Let's watch it together.
Hashimoto-san is angry.
Shirai-san and Nakai-san said "Nagashima Sera" because they were good friends.
"Nagashima Sera", 100 points!
At the end of the last episode of "NO GIVING GO 2", when Nagashima Sera came out of the studio and said, "Mr. Ijiri, thank you for waving at me."
Nagashima Sera cried and said, "Thank you for waving at me, Mr. Ijiri."
But "Nagashima Sera" is a full-fledged homerun that Nagashima Sera hit himself.
I've said it many times today, but record Hashimoto- san's sneeze and listen to it on your commute.
Even if you kiss Hime-tan and Ito-marika-chan, record it and listen to it on your smartphone.
You don't have to record "Nagashima Sera" when you kiss "Fuun".
Please watch "Fuun" on the adult "Ijiri" channel.
The hard work has gone up this much, so the next one is Matsumura's delusional request.
- This is... - I can't say it anymore.
- You can't say it anymore. - Right, Matsumura - san? I'm sorry.
Matsumura-san, I'm sorry for not saying it.
The title is "While I'm Here".
- This is a good title, right? - It's a good title.
The studio is getting excited, so I said Matsumura- san's delusional request with a very good feeling, and the scale went up a lot.
Obviously, the tension of the members has gone down.
To put it simply, it's a dream setting where Matsumura- san comes in with a setting that Matsumura-san would love.
- That's amazing. - It's good up to this point, right?
Please hide me.
What do you mean?
I'm tired of being an idol and I'm going to complain about "Fuun".
As a result of complaining a lot, I said, "Then I'll go home."
Lastly, I'll give you my name and say "Fuun".
Will you listen to my personal complaint next time?
It was messy.
The horror that was flowing in the studio was, "Matsumura-san, the scale wasn't there."
I couldn't touch the V-target at all.
And Matsumura-san said, "The members' reactions are weak."
I think you noticed it, but can I say this for a moment?
After this, I was looking at the script and said, "Where is the line that makes you nervous?"
Matsumura-san said, "Please consult me in private next time."
That didn't make me nervous at all for me.
I'm in a lot of trouble in the studio right now.
Do you know what it means to "arm in arm"?
I've read it in a book by cabaret women.
When we arm in arm, it means we don't want to talk to the audience anymore.
- It means we're not interested in you anymore. - I'm not interested in you anymore.
It means we're refusing you.
It means you don't talk to me anymore.
It's not that I'm doing it on purpose, but sometimes it comes out of my body.
- It came out of me. - No, it didn't come out of you.
So I was thinking about what to do with it.
Who will say this line for me?
In my heart, "Please!"
Farmers!
I entrusted everything to the farmers.
I'm a comedian who gives up, but I entrust it to the farmers.
"What?" The farmer said.
What should I say?
This time, even in private, please ride it.
It ends with a siren punch.
So, farmers, is it okay?
Please punch like a farmer.
- That's amazing. - It's amazing.
Even though you're in trouble, please punch like a farmer.
- No, no, no, no. - What they're selling is...
- What? - Farmers are getting 200 points again.
- Do you want to see it? - I'd like to see it.
- It's okay, it's broken. - I received it very quickly.
Farmers, thank you very much!
I couldn't go because I entrusted everything to you.
And the farmers said goodbye and turned around and went home.
This time it was Nagashima and the farmers.
The strength of the special combination came out.
- Nojo apple punch. - There was an apple punch.
Next, Akimoto, Eto, and Nishino.
"My dream" is the title, but in fact, the manga artist's smile is Tatsuya.
A person's delusional request has been received.
To put it simply, the three of us will make the teriyaki.
Not only that, but also from Akimoto's mouth.
Let's play a king game.
A delusional dream of playing a king game with members of Nogizaka.
And finally, "What Rega says is absolute!" and it's over.
When I said, "Three of you, please," my feet started to feel heavy.
Nojo apple punch was popular, but the studio was not good again.
The three of them said, "What's good about this VTR?"
I don't know.
The only words I could think of in my head were the words that were spoken out loud.
What Rega says is absolute!
They said things I didn't know.
- It's already... - It's bad inside.
It's bad inside.
And here, Eto said, "Thank you."
Eto was saved.
Eto said, "Then, what does Ijiri say?"
The three of them said, "Absolute!"
Thank you! I have to do something about this pass.
The VTR was not very good, but it became first place.
Ijiri...
Thank you for saving me, so I made it first place.
Next. I was surprised again.
It's Ikomo-chan.
Ikomo-chan didn't come to me because she was cute.
But I have to do a delusion request.
Ikomo-chan's request is from Rena Matsui.
Oh!
No way!
No one would think that Rena Matsui would come to Nogizaka 46 after this.
Ikomo-chan doesn't think she'll go to AKB48.
I don't think so.
This is a great combination, isn't it?
Forbidden dot dot dot.
Ikomo-chan is cute!
I wasn't good at being cute.
But Ikomo-chan is really cute.
Ikomo-chan and Rena Matsui will stay together for the first time in a while.
Do you know Trump?
I know Trump.
It's okay.
When two girls stay together, the next game they play after playing Trump is Shiritori.
I thought you'd do it.
I forgot.
I thought you'd do it.
This game has a meaning.
It's called "risu".
"sushi", "shirasu", "suiei", "isu"
It's "su" again.
Ikomo-chan returns everything with "su".
Don't you realize it yet?
Say you like me.
Ikomo-chan wants Rena Matsui to say "suki" so she returns it with "su".
When I say "suki", the camera comes close to my ear and says "suki".
Ikomo-chan nods and says "kiss".
I'm embarrassed.
I'm not a character.
I'm invited.
What's wrong?
This is the first kiss.
This is the first first kiss I've ever had in Nogibingo.
Look at me embarrassed.
My first kiss has been stolen.
Would you like to have your first kiss with all the viewers?
Yes.
"You know him, don't you?" "Yes, I do."
Do you have that camera?
"From now on, a legend will appear." "Yes, a legend will appear."
Finally, a legend will appear here.
Kikumo-chan will look around and say, 'Oh, it's Ichikame-no-hito.'
"If you wave Ichikame-no-hito," "Yes."
Will you turn red like this?
"While you work," "You'll turn red like this,"
"so I'll give you an order." "Yes."
"You're a delusional cameraman." "That's amazing."
"You're a delusional cameraman." "You're a delusional cameraman."
"After this," "even at live venues and other places,"
"you're a cameraman," "Yes." "you're a cameraman,"
"so they call you a delusional cameraman." "Yes." "It's amazing."
"You became famous while you were anxious." "Yes." "You're a delusional cameraman."
"You're going to put Ikoma-chan first here," "Yes." "You're not playing Ikoma-chan normally,"
"but you played her cutely," "Yes." "and you got first place,"
"and you got first place in Ikoma-chan," "Yes." "The studio will be a good atmosphere again," "Yes."
"The next one is a problem work," "Yes." "Takayama- san," "Nojo-san," "Hatanaka-san," "Seira-chan,"
The title is "Yankee Woman and Eyes Meet".
I'll tell you the setting.
Three people sitting in a Yankee seat in a setting behind the lodge.
I wonder if they came to throw something in this garbage bag.
Then, from Takayama-san's side...
Hey you, you laughed at us, didn't you?
Don't mess with me, you bastard!
Takayama-san punched.
Noujou-san punched.
Takayama-san punched.
And in the end, Takayama-san said, "Hey, you bastard, I'll even suck your mom's boobs!"
Before this delusional request starts, the Takayama- noujou-Hatanaka episode is a bit of a strange delusion, so I don't think girls can understand it.
I see, I see.
I think you'll ask, "Where does it burn?"
I'm sorry, but could you stand on the doem side and say it?
What's wrong with you?
I said, "I don't know!" to women.
I said, "Men can't stand being kicked!"
When "Gilgamesh Knight" was ranked 9.4% highest in a moment, I think it was 9.4% because I played a role of being beaten in soft sm.
As a sm. lover man, I became famous.
When I said, "I can't stand being kicked," the members' reactions were no joke.
And in the narration, it was like, "Holding on to Doem Ijiri's heart."
I don't need such a good voice narration.
Holding on to Doem Ijiri's heart, it became 3rd place.
The last one is Shiraishi-san.
Next up is Okada Noboru-san, 49 years old, from Tokyo, who is a comedian.
The members were like, "Who is comedian Okada Noboru?"
That's right, you don't know, do you?
It's me!
The members were like, "What?!"
Normally, when Shiraishi-san requests, "Why don't you play Ijiri-san?"
What? You mean Noboru?
Noboru?
Yes, is that it?!
Shiraishi-san reacted to Noboru.
"After-bath sweet time" is a very good title.
I'll tell you what it's like.
I'm a dog in a doggy gauge.
Then Shiraishi-san says, "Ah, it felt good."
Shiraishi-san was in pajamas after taking a bath.
When Shiraishi-san appeared in pajamas,
I jumped out of my gauge and tried to go to Shiraishi-san.
"Noboru," you call me.
It's a great title, isn't it?
Ah, Noboru, you're in the wrong place for pee again.
When I'm over 80 years old, my wife will let me go.
Maybe I won't even know where the bathroom is.
At that time, my wife pressed the play button and said, "Oh, I'm going up again. I pressed it wrong again."
This is my dream.
After that, I couldn't help it.
Oh, can you play it that far?
But it's cute, so I'll forgive you.
Oh, can you play it that far?
My wife sat in the back sofa and said, "Wait."
Wait, I'm going up.
I like that line.
Do you usually play it?
Wait, I'm going up.
"Come up," my wife said.
The cameraman went to my wife.
Yes, yes, yes.
The cameraman went to my wife and said, "Stop it. Stop climbing, stop climbing, stop it."
When the cameraman switched and switched to my high- speed tongue, the members pulled it out.
It's been a while since the members pulled it out with my tongue.
Inoue and Sayuri pulled it out and put their ears in it.
Itou Mane is looking at me properly.
Nagamotsu is also looking at me with one eye.
Not only Japanese TV, but also Ijiki is a big hit.
Nikoma and Matsumura are also mouthing.
But even if I don't like it, Akimoto keeps looking at me.
Nishino is like, "Oh, Ijiki, good luck again."
I forgot to say this.
I thought only Shirai-san was telling me to climb.
She's waving "Wait, I'm going up" to Ikuta-san.
She's waving "Dog-turtle" to Ikuta-san.
Ikuta-san also said "No, you can't go up."
Congratulations on climbing all over the country.
Hashimoto-san is pulling it out.
Hashimoto-san, why do you always pull it out?
I think it's only this time that Nogizaka46 pulled it out and reacted to it with my tongue.
You all got used to my tongue in 2013, right?
And as a result, who will win?
It can be decided by my own prejudice, so "Dog- turtle" is in first place.
The reason is that it was unexpected.
So "Dream Request"
Can I review it?
It's about your childhood innocence.
Next time, at the end of the year, when you go back to your parents' house,
Please play the vtr at your parents' house.
I've only done this once before and after.
Your family members, brothers and family.
I'm going to show you a little bit of your Nogizaka family.
Everyone, please look forward to it and see you again.
Thank you very much.